gigi-raydor:

"Stop, drop and roll!"

Liz’s reactions are perfection. Guide to handling life by Liz Lemon.

tagged → #tina fey

jagweedish:

There are no mistakes, only opportunities. - Tina Fey

jagweedish:



Grilled cheese and soup from a dinner, STAT.


Dog groomer. Someone in this family should have a hairstyle .


Tickets for the American Museum of National History for a playdate with the Blue Whale.


Milk.


A taxi ride - it’s like my own personal driver - who has amnesia and never remembers me.


One huge NY bagel that feeds our whole family and a family of pigeons.


Late Night online shopping. Vintage squirrel soaps from the ’70s?! Oh boy. Go to bed.


Fresh fish and vegetables from Citarella that my husband knows how to cook. Yes, I am lucky.


Movie download for kids, also know as “The Neutralizing Ray”.


Donuts for everyone in the office, because food breeds loyalty.


Milk.


Apology to someone I’ve accidentally offended. A dozen carnations for the world’s biggest movie star.


Manicure. ‘Cause when you talk with your hands, they should be human hands.


A birthday cake with a coworker’s picture on it. So I can eat his/her face.


Shoes for ever-growing toddler feet. I like sturdy, she prefers light-up ballerina mermaid. 


Five “locker chandeliers” for upcoming kids birthday parties. Don’t overthink it.


A gym membership so I can take a “stretching area nap.”


Who is drinking all this #$*@*# milk?

Pens and stickers from the “Stationary and Toy” store. I would like to be buried there.
Periodicals. Celebs Plastic Surgery Secrets?! I mean… The New Yorker. Yeah, The New Yorker.

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jagweedish:

  1. Grilled cheese and soup from a dinner, STAT.
  2. Dog groomer. Someone in this family should have a hairstyle .
  3. Tickets for the American Museum of National History for a playdate with the Blue Whale.
  4. Milk.
  5. A taxi ride - it’s like my own personal driver - who has amnesia and never remembers me.
  6. One huge NY bagel that feeds our whole family and a family of pigeons.
  7. Late Night online shopping. Vintage squirrel soaps from the ’70s?! Oh boy. Go to bed.
  8. Fresh fish and vegetables from Citarella that my husband knows how to cook. Yes, I am lucky.
  9. Movie download for kids, also know as “The Neutralizing Ray”.
  10. Donuts for everyone in the office, because food breeds loyalty.
  11. Milk.
  12. Apology to someone I’ve accidentally offended. A dozen carnations for the world’s biggest movie star.
  13. Manicure. ‘Cause when you talk with your hands, they should be human hands.
  14. A birthday cake with a coworker’s picture on it. So I can eat his/her face.
  15. Shoes for ever-growing toddler feet. I like sturdy, she prefers light-up ballerina mermaid. 
  16. Five “locker chandeliers” for upcoming kids birthday parties. Don’t overthink it.
  17. A gym membership so I can take a “stretching area nap.”
  18. Who is drinking all this #$*@*# milk?
  19. Pens and stickers from the “Stationary and Toy” store. I would like to be buried there.
  20. Periodicals. Celebs Plastic Surgery Secrets?! I mean… The New Yorker. Yeah, The New Yorker.

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Tina Fey most trusted doggie treat [x]

jagweedish:

Tina hosting SNL

Where Tina is behaving and aging age reverse…

Saturday night ..

Saturday night ..

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I want to apologize before you, I stopped posting for a while because I’m no wifi at home, and I’m using the 3G internet. Sorry for it, but I’ll be back soon!


Kiss me too, Tina! <3

Kiss me too, Tina! <3

tagged → #tina fey #muppets #edit #sweetfey